Friday 31 December 2010

Normalization of Whiteness

(2010)



Whites pretending only Pink complexions are human



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Thursday 30 December 2010

Ghetto White-Boy Syndrome


Whites trying to hide their contempt for Other cultures behind satire.


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Sunday 19 December 2010

"Black people 'less intelligent'"


The negatively self-fulfilling prophecy of making claims without evidence; hoping that if the claim is believed, that will constitute the evidence


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Thursday 16 December 2010

White Revolution Chief Seeks Kinder... Terror


Hatred without hate; Fear without fear


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Sunbathing

(2011)



whites trying their best to get skin cancer

Clearly the problem here lies with Whites' carnivalesque preoccupation - rooted in White supremacism - with their own skin color. Yet, this obsession is contradictory. No White ever asked whether he would wish to be born Black ever answered "Yes", yet they wish to darken their skins in a dangerous manner because they realize how anemically unattractive white skin is. However, they lack the necessary melanin to make this a safe practice and, eventually, Caucasian skin becomes leathery and even more distinctly ugly than before. This relates to the problem that White skin shows the ravages of aging far more clearly than anyone else's.

Sunbathing is pure narcissism and results from a culture that worships its own physical appearance to such an extent that it will risk contracting skin cancer for the sake of it. This is reminiscent of the practice of Italian ladies in the dark ages of using the poison belladonna to enhance their eyes for cosmetic effect. The differences being that today we also have such pointless inventions as potentially-dangerous breast implants to contend with.

Even though the article is clearly about skin color (a favorite topic of White supremacists) it never refers to the fact that the activity described is only of value to Whites - in their vain attempts to make their skin more attractive to look at. White women are obsessed with issues that barely register with Black women - laughter lines and wrinkles generally, for example - because these become less and less apparent the darker ones skin is.

This article is clearly only about Whites, yet this fact is nowhere mentioned. The fools who damage their skin by sunbathing are referred to as Britons, when Black Britons would not engage in such stupid behavior – as they do not engage in soccer hooliganism. The article implies that all British citizens are White - a delusion that the likes of the BNP share - and so proves the article itself racist. The article features no Black Britons because it could not - the very idea is ridiculous. When this is pointed out, Whites run for cover and blame the messenger for their own White supremacism. When Whites accept that they often do strange things that nobody else does, and which make them look rightly foolish, their limited culture will have moved on and gotten over it.

The truth is that Whites will always complain when their behavior is criticized on the basis of their skin color; while having no compunction, themselves, in criticizing others on the same basis when there is no evidence to so do. By not mentioning the existence of Black Britons in an article about skin color, you refuse to admit that there is something to learn from Blacks. Namely, do not waste time darkening your skin since there is no advantage whatsoever in doing so - unless the change is to be permanent and/or one wishes to migrate to a hotter country. (Both would be examples of creating a permanent, cosmetic, built-in personal sunscreen – cheaper in the long run than forking out for creams and lotions every year.)

For the above reasons I do not need to peruse the terms and conditions of the Website since your complaint reveals them: "No upsetting Whites because they have thin skins that cannot stand exposure to the revealing rays of the Sun" - both literally and figuratively. The question is: Why are Whites sensitive when they are criticized for doing something that only Whites ever do? The fact Whites do not want this pointed out to them (& that the relevant article never mentions that White strangeness is the result of individual choice as well as cultural mores) shows that Whites are happy to criticize the symptom - sun-bathing - but not the cause - White supremacist narcissism. This acontextualism is typical of a culture that refuses to give itself the honest self appraisal necessary to really solve any problems Whites possess. Whites loathe criticism of Whites - even when they have originated the cause of it.

All of the above is objectively factual but you resent the truth which, for a newspaper, is lamentable. It is your article that is offensive, not my comment. Have the humility to admit it.


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Saturday 20 November 2010

How do African American women really feel about Caucasian women dating their men?


Sense of Belonging

Only Whites believe that Black men actually belong to Black women - or that anyone belongs to anyone: The Legacy of plantation slavery dies hard. This question is merely the obverse of such questions as the equally absurd "How do European American women really feel about Negro women dating their men?"


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Friday 19 November 2010

'Sovereign citizens' maintain that U.S., Virginia laws don't apply to them


Whites pretending their own statute laws do not apply to them.


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Wednesday 17 November 2010

Indoor Gym For Dogs


Whites treat their dogs like children and their children lilke dogs.


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Friday 29 October 2010

People getting more addicted to sex


Whites pretending their loneliness is caused by their genitals

There is no such thing as sex addiction - only loneliness. As usual with Whites they claim that anything they do that they know is psychopathological lifestyle choice is the product of human nature - and not just their own. That, like the disease-based claims surrounding alcoholism, it is something they cannot refrain from doing because of their physiological makeup. This is a very convenient means of escaping personal responsibility and, like those who prefer receiving benefits to working for a living, effectively makes them wards of the state - since the state must pick up the pieces in terms of STDs, unwanted pregnancies, abortion, etc. Whites invented psychiatry precisely to claim their psychological problems were the product of human nature rather than their own precisely to avoid growing up and taking adult responsibility. Whites want to valorize and validate their own psychosis and neurosis in the cloak of pseudo-science. White culture is endemically-empty and so play-acting of this kind – and then effectively boasting about it afterwards – is inevitable.

Joyce WALTERS' bone fides are not listed here and so she is almost certainly an unqualified charlatan.


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Thursday 28 October 2010

'Gay Advocacy causes gay Suicide'



Whites pretending their fear of their victims is caused by their victims.



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Monday 25 October 2010

Italian town may ban miniskirts


Southern Europeans pretending to be accepted by Northern Europeans as White by aping the gynophobia of the former.


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Friday 22 October 2010

9/11 Mastermind Invited to Pentagon


Whites revealing their paranoia.


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Thursday 21 October 2010

How to Help Your Dog Lose Weight


Whites feigning a meaningful relationship with nature.


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Tea Party to Recruit More Coloreds


Whites pretending Blacks cannot be White supremacist to vainly conceal their own.


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Wednesday 20 October 2010

Merkel says German multicultural society has failed


Whites pretending their Insitutional Racism is the fault of the victims

Given the well-known White supremacism of German culture, such comments are hardly surprising.

This is more White-Man's voodoo wherein the failings of WHites are blamed on their victims in order to justify their continuing victimhood. There is no desire here to accept others for what they are but to control others and make tyhem in their own image. This is why Whites have the highest divorce rates in the world because they believe that the purpose of marriage is to change - allegedly for the better - the other person. It is really about command and control and fear of spontaneity and intimacy.

Multiculturalism can never work so long as Whites remain so resolutely Institutionally Racist.


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Toronto Star defends latest oppressed minority


Whites pretending Affirmative Action only benefits Blacks.


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To Play Every African in the World

(2010)



Whites discovering a Black actor they do not fear and only using him to represent Blackness in order to avoid employing Blacks they do.



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Friday 15 October 2010

'O'Reilly claims "most Muslims don't believe 9-11 was even committed by Al Qaeda"'


Whites claiming telepathic abilities that really spring from their fear of those minds they claim to read.


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'If I were a Muslim who lost a loved one on 9-11, I'd say "O'Reilly is telling the truth"'


Whites speaking for others because Whites are too frightened to ask those others what they really think.


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Thursday 14 October 2010

White Culture


All you need to know about White Culture.


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Wednesday 13 October 2010

Historians Admit To Inventing Ancient Greeks


Whites' pretending their culture only derived from other Whites.


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Dad, Son Blame Each Other


Childish White rage


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Friday 8 October 2010

Veterans Against Jihad Takes on ‘Threat’ of Sharia Law


Whites pretending their empty culture is under threat from without rather than from within


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Antigovernment Dad, Son Blame Each Other in Bank-Bombing Trial


Childish White rage


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Judge won't dismiss courthouse riot charges


Whites pretending only they are allowed to make the laws


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Saturday 2 October 2010

Face to faith


Whites pretending their empty culture is under threat from without rather than from within


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Who killed the nativity play?


Whites' pretending their empty culture is under threat from without rather than from within


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Brown blasts playgroups that celebrate winter, not Christmas


Whites' pretending their empty culture is under threat from without rather than from within


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Christmas cards are losing their religious message


Whites' pretending their empty culture is under threat from without rather than from within


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Phoney War on Christmas


Whites' pretending their own invention (Political Correctness) is a threat to their already empty culture


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Friday 1 October 2010

Conversation about Race


Whites pretending NOT to be White supremacist by being White supremacist


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Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims


Accurate White satire


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Wednesday 29 September 2010

Masterworks @ Sotheby's Auction


Whites pretending to possess a superior artistic culture


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Friday 17 September 2010

Design So Vast


White pretending to have discovered the non-existent meaning of life

Only Whites can talk this kind of shit and be taken seriously!


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Monday 23 August 2010

'BNP are a fact of life'


Whites sniffing the arses of other Whites to get them to vote for them

So are paedophiles and rapists but one does not hear Whites saying this since they do not wish to openly admit their political amorality in so doing.

Of course the BNP are a fact of life – that is not the issue. The issue is what is to be done about them since they are anti-democrats in a democracy. To say otherwise is to side with the BNP. It is the stupidity of White politicians which is also a fact of life that needs dealing with.

what is to be debated with White supremacists? They want Blacks to agree to accepting second-class citizenship which Blacks are not going to accept so there is nothing to discuss. I would love to see White parents engaging in discussion with paedophiles about access to their children. no sane person ever engages in a discussion from which they can gain nothing and lose something so such a debate is pointless. If Whites do not already know that White supremacism is mad, then they are: There is nothing to be exposed via debate here. such a debate can only lead to Auschwitz since it implicitly accepts that White supremacists have a point that should be argued: Thereby valorizing their point-of-view by definition. it is not a debate White supremacists want but the debate itself since it gives them the implicit credibility that they otherwise lack. it is not the BNP who are a fact of life but White supremacism that is when it claims Blacks must tolerate White supremacists - at the risk to their lives - while Whites can engage in the nonsense of free speech that does not endanger their lives. Whites, after all, openly refuse to deal with terrorists that threaten their lives even though freedom fighters have a valid point-of-view and debate is the only realistic means of dealing with them.

The debate about White supremacism has already been had and ended in 1945 with the murder of 6,000,000 Jews. the debate has now moved on to what is to be done about White supremacists not what is to be done with them. Whites still cannot move on from the nineteenth-century Darwinist mind-set that sees Blacks as closer to the simian than the human. what Whites want is to appease White supremacists - as they did Hitler - which can only serve White interests. the demand for a debate with White supremacists is only ever made by White supremacists since they are the only group advantaged by such a debate - which is precisely why they want it. When Whites debate with those who threaten their children (eg, paedophiles), Blacks will consider debating with thoise who threaten their (eg, White supremacists).


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Tuesday 3 August 2010

Why are we still dying for a tan? The Brits abroad who are happy to burn in the sun


Whites deliberately damaging their children's skin

Why do Whites wish to become as dark as the people they would not wish to be born looking like?


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Scientists reveal why it is impossible to get that perfect all-over tan

'We have received a number of complaints about the comment you made on article "Scientists reveal why it is impossible to get a perfect all-over tan"(Scientists-reveal-impossible-perfect-tan.html), 03/08/2010 at 17:36.'

THE COMMENT:
'Why do Whites wish to become as dark as the people they would not wish to be born looking like?'

MY RESPONSE:
If stating the truth is painful, then clearly Whites have the very thin skins pointed out in the article in question.



White male keen to contract skin cancer


RESPONSE TO ABOVE ARTICLE:

Why do Whites wish to become as dark as the people they would not wish to be born looking like?


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Dying for a Tan? Cancer Where the Sun Don’t Shine


White trying to expunge the shame of her Whiteness

Why do Whites wish to become as dark as the people they would not wish to be born looking like?


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Monday 26 July 2010

How to Teach Your Dog to Surf


White men's best friend.


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