Scientists reveal why it is impossible to get that perfect all-over tan

'We have received a number of complaints about the comment you made on article "Scientists reveal why it is impossible to get a perfect all-over tan"(Scientists-reveal-impossible-perfect-tan.html), 03/08/2010 at 17:36.'

THE COMMENT:
'Why do Whites wish to become as dark as the people they would not wish to be born looking like?'

MY RESPONSE:
If stating the truth is painful, then clearly Whites have the very thin skins pointed out in the article in question.

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White male keen to contract skin cancer

RESPONSE TO ABOVE ARTICLE:

Why do Whites wish to become as dark as the people they would not wish to be born looking like?

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